下面这封情书,是一家公司的市场部经理(化名罗密欧),以公司之间商业信函的正式文体,给人事部的一位美眉秘书(化名朱丽叶)写的情书。在这封情书中,罗密欧故意使用许多商业术语,让人觉得很滑稽,很搞笑,但朱丽叶看后,心里却很高兴,欣然同意与罗密欧交往。
女人喜欢幽默的男人。您可以拿去参考,顺便祝您成功。
Dearest Miss Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of October at 15:00, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Romeo |